it’s like with girls he had no idea so he imagined a girl version of himself and went with it but with guys he had so many ideas he just couldn’t pick the best one so he went with all of them and… I’m not saying he’s 100% gay but he certainly is not 100% straight either
Dragon: Hello human, it is a pleasure to join your clan. What may I call you?
Me: Uh, Rachel. What's your name?
Dragon: I have many names. The name of the stars and planets aligned on the day of my birth, the name that was given to me by my clan where I was raised, the name I chose for myself when I came of age, the name I will take when I am called to serve the Icewarden, praise be unto him. None of these are names which your mortal tongue can comprehend, so you may give me another name of your choosing.
“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Imagine you beat a game you’ve been playing for 3 years and then go back to a regular life with memories from the game and everyone in it , then stumbling upon a lil salamander that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER FROM THE GAME. and just you realized wow you’re alive right now.
All of that actually happened to you and you sorta miss everyone from it.
dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’
Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts
It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape
It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles
